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I think this WAS a step backward in the ruling. In the usa it’s the other unhealthy extreme, you touch someone the wrong way and you’re jailed for 50 years. in australia, police are running around naked and euthanasia,  if you want to off yourself, that’s apparently legally “okay” (which it really isn’t). I think britain and europe strikes a fine healthy balance between these two unhealthy extremes, but if I had to choose one of the unpleasant ones, I’d choose the australian over-liberality instead of the usa dictatorship ubiquitous illegality.  But, as usual, UK ftw.

Gotta love aus news though (it may not be as topnotch as uk, but it’s much more worthy than an american news).  A cat somehow ends up in Tasmania and safely arrives back at home in Queensland another cat was shot 13 times and survived.  What’s with bizarre cats surviving the worst?

Also, this epic sandstorm (worst in 70 years apparently so since 1939 roughly) hits Sydney. Interesting.  Also the pizza ransom row was ludicrous, absurd, but amusing.  Obviously the pizza delivery dude on low wage couldn’t handle not getting paid probably.

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2009/09/24 at 1:53 PM Comments (0)

Schwarzenegger: Keep Our Beaches Open! Move Towards At Least Commensualistic Symbiosis

Dear Governor Schwarzenneger,

(From John Thomas “Kooz” Kuczmarski)

I’m a strong believer that the purpose of a city should serve Nature. Nature — wildlife, animals, we homo sapiens ARE Nature — should be the intention of anything municipal, or city-based. Therefore the idea of actually closing beaches, closing a way for humans to enjoy nature (the ocean and beaches) would be undermining the very purpose of a city.

Do you really think people will stand for not being able to access beaches? Have you any idea how ludicrous that sounds?

I think anyone who believes eliminating parks-nature-Beach funding for the purpose of redirecting those funds to something non-Nature-based needs to re-evaluate their mission, don’t you?

If the significance of Nature (the oxygen we breath from the botanical plants of parks) and the body of water that keeps us alive (planet earth ecologically could not survive if it were not for it being covered with over 70% water) is eclipsed, all is lost for EARTH and humans. This sounds extreme and that’s because it is. If anything, funding needs to be redirected to opening MORE beaches and parks to remind us homo sapiens that we are just highly-evolved primates, elements of nature and truly do deserve to connect with Nature readily and frequently.

I think one problem with American government is that it HAS too much funding!! IT has so much funding that it redirects it’s energies, finances, and time away from the absolute necessities (nature, oxygen, planetary perpetuation and survival).

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2009/06/03 at 11:03 AM Comments (0)

List of High-Tech Dog Chemistry-Biology Words! Dogs and All the High-Tech Science Biology-Chemical Research

Here’s a list of dog chemistry words to make you sound high-tech when discussing things in relation to dogs:

Theobromine. The substance (along with caffeine) in chocolate that makes dogs die if they eat too much of it. Leathal dose is 150mg/1kg of bodyweight but don’t push this (great site; uses questions http://www.dogtopics.com/165/7-questions-about-dogs-and-chocolate/)

Antibiotic. A drug that kills, slows, or impedes the growth of bacteria. Typically used in situations like an ear infection.

Penicillin. (I was on the topic of Antibiotic, so wanted to add this).

DHPP

Bortapella

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2009/04/29 at 8:21 PM Comments (0)

The Cat Vet

Cat Vocalizations
Caring for your cat with a Flowchart so it gets the attention it needs and you care for it without feeling over-worked.
Okay, Cats have 7 — yes, count them, seven — primary vocalizations. First, there exists what I refer to as the 2 “okay” vocalizations — purring and happy meowing, 1 sign of interest, the most bizarre chattering, chirruping sound, and then 4 vocalizations of necessity — meowing or screeching in distress, protest, frustration, and for attention. You can really clump the cat’s vocalizations into two groups of 2 and 5 different effects, too. The purring and chirruping and then the five types of “meows” — four of which imply necessity, 1 implies happiness and agreeability. Purring sounds like the most jaded two-sided vocalization because purring typically means great satisfaction (like when being petted or eating) or in the midst of great pain (like with an injury).

So the best way to auditorially “decipher” your cat you should just set up a nested if-else statement as follows:

if (cat meows)
{
if (rises and falls)
The cat feels Happy;
Good job. Don’t worry about the cat.
else-if (aversion meows)
{
do
Identify the aversion meow as frustration, protest, or distress.
{
if (sigh or snort)
With sound occurs with motions of necessity (beckoning to be let out, lurking around bowl)
The cat feels Frustration;
Help the cat achieve the goal such as overcoming loneliness, hunger, or boredom or distract the cat from that goal;
else-if (whine or hiss)
The cat Protests something;
Look at the water-bowel, over-petting, some other obstacle or action that could irritate the cat;
else-if (high-pitched shrieking loud and frantic)
The cat feels Distress;
Extricate the cat from the distressing situation;
var loopcount=-1
loopcount++
if (loop count >2) break;
}
while (cat emits aversion sounds)
else-if(short)
With intrusive behavior (jumping around you)
The cat seeks Attention and/or Greets you;
Pet, welcome, and play with the cat;
else-if (cat purrs)
while (!(cat purrs && doesn’t gravitate to you))
{
if (cat shows disfigurement and/or signs of suffering)
The cat feels pain;
Help heal the cat;
else
The cat welcomes and greets you;
Pet and “say hello” to the cat;
var loopcount=-1
loopcount++
if (loop count >2) break;
}
The cat feels content || you have checked it 3 times and given it adequate time;
else-if (cat chirrups or chatters)
The cat holds interest in something.
Investigate in what the cat finds interesting to learn about your cat’s fascinations.
}

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2007/09/13 at 6:33 PM Comments (3)

Sharks: Aquatically Agog

Here’s another factoid about sharks. Sharks are interested; they’re the oceanic Curious Georges. If you’re ever channel-surfing (and I know you watch television), stop by AnimalPlanet and check-out the pupil dilation of, say, a lion and that of a shark. The lion has a small little dot, an ioata of a miniscule pupil, while the entire sharks’ eyes is just one enlarged, gigantic pupil orb. Obviously deeper water sharks have larger eyes compared to surface sharks, but you can’t even see the iris (and yes sharks have cornea, retina, iris, and pupil, like we and most vertebrates do) of most sharks because they are so enlarged and inquisitive about their salty world. Look at the way they test out their environment, too; they chomp at an unknown object not out of malice, but sheer curiosity and a systematically inquiring playfulness. Predators of the sea, they may be; but calling a shark a “man-eater” is a major misnomer — aquatically agog is more like it.

Another cool factoid about sharks: they see slideshows where humans see movies. “The minimum frequency of flashes or images at which an eye can no longer separate [images] is termed flicker fusion frequency” (1). In other words, the typical 24 frames/second rate of movies causes us to see seemless motion and flow of what is really rapidly-fired still frames. Sharks, operating at a 45 flashes/second flicker fusion see a rapid-fire slideshow with distinct, unmoving pictures, where humans see a seemless movie.

Our evolution as more advanced beings basically originates from our capacity to create technology; the earliest being building fires, cooking food, burying the dead, and like. But losing touch with our taxonomical relationship with other animals, as a hominid is asking for serious “de-evolution”. A counter-balance must be maintained because technology and nature — because technology is a great indicator of evolution but nature is the the supreme intelligence, the greatest technology of all.

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2006/08/04 at 3:39 PM Comments (0)

A Moralistic Message of Sharks?

Shark attacks are not menacing or threatening in terms of frequency. LIghtning and bicycle crashes kill far more people more frequently. It’s the fear that a beast, atleast in the water, seems to be extraordinarily superior to humans is what is so fearful. Not being on top of the food chain, predatory ladder is why there has been so much attention drawn to shaks.
Out of all the man-over-board, sinking ship events — Titanic, Louisitania, hundreds of others — the Uranian-carrying, Bomb-component wielding Indianapolis was the single-most largest episode assault by the dinosaur-aged fish of the deep. The July 30, 1945 USS Indianapolis had just delivered crucial Uranium components to the secret base of Tinian, that which would soon make the atomic bomb “Little Boy”, which was soon dropped over Hiroshima. The ship, crewed by 1,196, was hit by Japanese submarine commander Hashimoto’s torpedo, and sank in 12 minutes. It had just 300 that went down with the ship, but only 316 of the remaining 896 crewmembers were stripped off by frigid waters and sharks. It primarily was the Tiger and the Oceanic White-tip sharks that did the dirty work, chomping off roughly 586 men at a rate of about 100 per day, or a human being consumed every fifteen minutes for 5 days straight.
Is it a coincidence that the vessel that delivered the final component for the single largest destruction devic met such a gruesome fate not brought on by fellow man, but by nature? The sharks operating as so divinely retributional mechanism for delivering the bomb components is debatable, but it certainly is karmically provocative.
Think about it, out of all the SOS shipwrecks scenarios only the boat carrying components for the largest bomb on the planet was paid a serious visit by the 400 million year-old* fully-cartilaginous sea fish. Out of all the abandoned ship stories where sharks could have picked off floating survivors like bobbing for apples at a birthday party, isn’t it “ironic” that the ONLY episode of sharks consuming shipwreck survivors occurred off a vessel with a destructive mission (delivering the Bomb components)? Does Nature have a moralistic and gruesome message?

*Very cool side fact: Sharks are 400 million years old. Can you FATHOM how old that is? The oldest human evolutionary chain is 2.5 million years old, meaning that sharks are 160 times older than the oldest hominid evolutionary chain, but the most modern humans are 10,000 years old, making sharks 40,000 times older than modern homo sapiens!! 40,000 times old! jeez! Sharks are 2,000 times as old as neanderthals, which date back as far as 200,000 BP (before present). Therefore, respectively homo habilus, neanderthals, and moder humans are, repsectively 0.6% ( or 1/160), 0.05% (or 1/2,000) , and 0.0025% (or 1/40,000) the age of sharks!!!!

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2006/08/04 at 11:50 AM Comments (0)
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